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  <title>Erotic Robotic</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2005 08:02:39 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>why am i still up?</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2005 07:19:10 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>magazine layout for hours my eyes are bloodshot and i cannot see beyond my finger tips people are always telling me that i seem like i&apos;m spacing out i like to think that i&apos;m just entering a newer and better reality friends are fickle things when you think you know someone they always change who they are or you change who you are i can&apos;t tell which.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i have an insufferable crush on a &quot;colleague.&quot;  but i&apos;m also insatiably in love.  well, perhaps not insatiably.  i don&apos;t know.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i hate it when i&apos;m tired, because when i&apos;m tired food becomes a comfort.  i think it stems from my insomnia as a child and my mom would feed me warm milk and cookies to get me to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i have a friend who wants to get engaged.  but when he&apos;s drunk he cries about what a slut his girlfriend is and tries to hit on other girls.  and he wants me to help him pick out the ring.  this cannot end well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i find boys with shaggy hair, salvation army clothes, sarcastic wit, a taste for coffee and wine, and an undying love for all things music (but only &quot;good&quot; music) to be the sexiest beings on the planet.  unfortunately, my current boyfriend does not fall in such a category.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i think that people who try to prove God&apos;s existence are completely defeating the purpose of God.  because by asserting a language of proof over God, you are essentially confining God to human comprehension and taking him from the perfect and placing him in the imperfect.  if there is a God, then He is above language and cannot be communicated through language.  by attempting to prove his existence you are assuming dominance, because the dominant ones define existance through language.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this disturbs me muchly: &lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.explodingdog.com/dumbpict51/minelife.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;good night.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 05:47:21 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>My bed-area is a furious flurry of papers and notations and beautiful, perfectly lined yellow notepads. All in the wake of a 7-page paper that I wrote in 3 hours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My brain cells are officially used up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Party at my brother&apos;s house last night.  Real drunk real fast.  Real fun, though.  Vodka and Kit Kats always mix well.  Always.  And getting money stuffed in your bra by people you don&apos;t even know is equally gratifying.  Or cheap.  I haven&apos;t decided which yet.  Oh, and I was a devil.  Original, right?  Well, it is when you&apos;re a devil wearing leg warmers. &amp;hearts;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;About leg warmers... I really don&apos;t care if &quot;all the preppy girls wear them.&quot;  I could give a flying fuck what&apos;s in style or what&apos;s trendy or whatever.  They&apos;re comfortable.  I like them.  I&apos;m not trying to be original or en vogue (though I don&apos;t see how you could be such with leg warmers) or whatever.  They. feel. nice. Period end.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Time for bed.  Happy Daylight Savings.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 04:42:54 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Beauty</title>
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  <description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pics/v/vanessa-paradis/vanessa-paradis-003.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She is gorgeous.  And she gets Johnny Depp.  French bitch.  Bisous.&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>yeah yeah yeahs</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">yeah yeah yeahs</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2005 19:24:58 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youyesyou.net&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://youyesyou.net/cards/350/03rideme.jpg&quot; border=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, how I envy the artistic ones.</description>
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  <lj:music>m.i.a.</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2005 17:30:17 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Oh life.</title>
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  <description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;WIDTH: 390px; HEIGHT: 345px&quot; height=&quot;442&quot; alt=&quot;Image hosted by Photobucket.com&quot; src=&quot;http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/butterflysc/randompictures008.jpg&quot; width=&quot;372&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh the disaster that is my life. It&apos;s clean now, but I assure you not for long.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Eating alone is one of the saddest experiences in life.&amp;nbsp; I suppose coming from an Italian family you learn that food is a communal thing.&amp;nbsp; I ate alone today.&amp;nbsp; The food tasted like cardboard.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wonder when I&apos;m just going to grow up and deal with life.&amp;nbsp; Hopefully, life will wait for me to be ready.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, Love.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;WIDTH: 319px; HEIGHT: 214px&quot; height=&quot;402&quot; alt=&quot;Image hosted by Photobucket.com&quot; src=&quot;http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/butterflysc/randompictures005.jpg&quot; width=&quot;639&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why do they always look so innocent in the sun?&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2005 05:53:58 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>With roughly two gallons of cappuccino coursing through my veins, I am sitting here bug-eyed and looking for inspiration.  So I got up and practiced my ballet.  My roommate laughed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Productive was my middle name today.  Followed by Procrastinator.  I wrote my midterm paper on the place of the Irish language in Irish nationalism. It sucks, but who cares, it&apos;s about the Irish...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;KIDDING!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I really want the new G4 iBook.  So much that I&apos;d actually eat an entire cow if you bought me one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m looking for happiness.  I&apos;ll let you know when I&apos;ve found it.  Right now, it seems to be somewhere near a little man named Shawn and his uncanny ability to bring me cappuccinos in the library and give me head massages as we discuss the Colbert Report.  Swoon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You really need to like The Like.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 15:00:33 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Final update before I get to work...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;I am reading/have recently read&lt;/center&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;London Fields&lt;/i&gt; by Martin Amis&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;Ham on Rye&lt;/i&gt; by Charles Bukowski&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;Flowers of Evil&lt;/i&gt; by Charles Baudelaire&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;City Chic&lt;/i&gt; by Some Chick&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;b&gt;AND&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Double&lt;/i&gt; by Dostoyevsky&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am a big dork.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 14:18:01 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I just thought of something...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I really miss TopShop.  Go here: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.topshop.co.uk/promostores/tops/index.html?make_live=yes&amp;amp;promo=/&quot;&gt;Check out the collection labeled Beatnik&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want everything that store has to offer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;oh London, you&apos;re my home...&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S.  As a result of absolute boredom, I&apos;ve found some interesting people on this Livejournal thing.  I did that whole friend-add spiel.  Weird how the Internet makes it perfectly acceptable to be&quot;friend&quot; people you don&apos;t even know...</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 14:10:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>It&apos;s all for the taking</title>
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  <description>Waking up early rocks.  Never thought I&apos;d say that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Note to self, try to be a less bitter person.  Last entry... whew.  Let&apos;s try to remove bug from ass next time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Special K bars have a certain chemical-y taste that reminds me of Lucky Charms.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Coffee is the only thing that can get me through a day.  Seriously.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Words of wisdom from one of my bestests:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The meaning of life: a haiku&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;The meaning of life&lt;br /&gt;Is in my fridge&lt;br /&gt;It is Velveta.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(I know it&apos;s not reallllly a haiku... but I love her for it any way.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have a good day, every one!</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 14:03:58 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Well, first is first, and you gotta go all the way, baby</title>
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  <description>My head hurts.  Probably from being kicked in the head at a most pit.  This has made me bitter.  And angry.  Thus...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few people who really should shoot themselves in the foot- Installment Numero Uno:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Metal kids who are dickweeds for the sake of being a dickweed.  Thanks for ruining my first punk concert, numbnuts.  I hope your children hate you as much as your parents do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. The call-up lady at my local pizza joint who, after 10 years in this country and in the pizza business, still cannot grasp the concept that &quot;extra sauce please&quot; means &quot;put a fucking additional cup of sauce in my order you twat&quot; and not &quot;charge me.  no please.  I WANT to pay an extra four bucks for something I&apos;ll never get.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. All the people who believe that questioning American policy is high treason.  Seriously, shoot yourselves now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. All girls who start a conversation with, &quot;Guess what.  [Insert fuck buddy name here] called today... Oh no, it was just to say hi.  Seriously, I think he&apos;s totally in love with me.&quot;  No, actually it&apos;s that he knows your easy and probably the best tail he&apos;s going to get (as long as he doesn&apos;t have to look at your face- and THAT IS why he&apos;s so obsessed with doing it &apos;doggy-style&apos;) and he might as well call so that his own ego isn&apos;t shattered when his parents ask if he has a girlfriend... then he can say, well, there&apos;s this girl I&apos;ve been talking to...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5.  The people who honk while stuck in traffic.  Right.  As if the entire highway is going to move just so you can get to &quot;Adult Pleasures: Deli for your Delights&quot; before it closes and your wife comes home.  You know what, you have a right hand.  Use it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow. I am a very bitter bitter person.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2005 17:50:57 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Deciding if I really want to revitalize this whole Livejournal thing...</description>
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